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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

"Only in China" & water scare!

We've been paranoid about many things when we shifted to Beijing. Food safety, air pollution, health concerns, crime etc. Some days are funny and we find much amusement in those weird scenes that we see.

Groceries: Only in China, u can buy a box of eggs & the sizes differ by so much

Overhead bridges: Only in China, scooters/electric bikes/bicycles r allowed on overhead bridges n how they honk pedestrians to give way like they should rightfully be driving there. 

IKEA slogan: "Ikea is my home" - LITERALLY!
When we first got here and were heading to Ikea to shop for some furnitures for our new place, Diddy told me to be prepared for a surprise. 
photo credit: http://beijingfox.blogspot.com.au/2010/06/ikea.html

The locals were sleeping on the showroom sofas, beds, everywhere! They were climbing onto displays and resting comfortably - like it was their home! We've even heard stories of families bringing their own meals to the kitchen showroom to enjoy... Eye-opening experience!

Air pollution. We laugh to ourselves and think that things are so OTT when news from Sg hit the headlines with PSI index in the range of 60-80 (moderate). Here in BJ, we cheer and get out of the house when it's at moderate-range! Most of the time it's at 150-200 (Unhealthy/Very Unhealthy). Some days going to HAZARDOUS! To illustrate the contrast..... 

left photo: a good day, right photo: a "very unhealthy" day

However, some days are not so funny when you find out that your regular water supplier has been selling you fake water. We found out yesterday - after 5 long months that the happy, honest-looking guy that has been selling us our bottled mineral water has actually been giving us FAKEs!!!
Water dispensing machine

First, I found it fishy that the export supermarkets were selling these bottled water at RMB$16/bottle while we were pay RMB$21. And then somebody gave a water-authority website to check on the 20-digit serial number (on each bottle) if they were real/fake.
Label w serial number
We checked our bottles and realised they don't exist!
We have been drinking fake water all these while. Immediately we called the supplier. He sounded nervous and shifty and said he would come by the next day to "explain". The next day, he was late for many hours and refused to answer our calls. Finally we managed to get him to come over and he wanted to replace us with "real water" to compensate. Dishonesty! 

Diddy is mad coz he knew we had a toddler and pregnant woman at home and yet he still sold us (and at a higher price!) water-from-dunno-where. It could be from the drain for all we know. We will be going to report him!!! 

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Broken lip

Got headbutted by Ashley this morning, resulting in a broken upper lip...

In between grabbing tissue to stop the bleeding, I pretended to cry... And guess what she did?
She offered me her pacifier... Twice!!! -_-!!!

Indeed she's growing up to slowly understand emotions and different facial expressions.

On the way to doc now.. I've fallen sick for the 3rd time in 6 months. Sighs... I used to be really good in health and fell sick once in a year. But recently i've been sickly and weak. What's going on?!!! :( 

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Our latest muse!

We bought an Xbox kinect more than a year ago but have not managed to make good fun of it... Coz I was preggers at that time and it was boring for Randy to play it alone... So we pretty much left it sitting on the TV console...

UNTIL...... A few weekends ago when I was shopping with my sis, we saw 2 young boys playing Dance Central on the Kinect at the mall like a pro. The Xbox marketing team were smart, they got 2 kids to dance like it was easy peasy and got parents to open up their wallets to buy the game console.

It really wasn't the Ah lian in me that wanted to play Dance Central. It was Ashley's amusement with it that prompted me to get daddy to buy it... Heh... ;)
So here's Dance Central & Rabbids -> joining our family of Xbox Kinect games...
I would title the following clip -> Baby laughs at dancing William Hung... ENJOY!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

CNY 2012 - part 1

 So glad that I managed to buy my BLACK GOLD PINEAPPLE TARTS for CNY!!!
Jimmy & Ade have just moved into their cosy abode and we brought the baby to visit their new home 2 days before CNY... They have a nice and spacious living hall for the kids to play...!

Gor gor Reyes showing Ashley his toys.. Such a sweet boy...
 The "twins"... So cute.. I love seeing them together!!!
 3 kiddos, 1 playmat, endless fun..
 IF I had TWINS... Here's how I wld look...
Daddy Randy having a go at carrying twins...

Daddy Jimmy trying on the weights... Great arm training...
As CNY eve fell on a sunday, we woke up bright and early for church! Ash enjoying her couchy seat.. heh...
 Me and sis at reunion dinner... We made a smart choice to go for Labrador seafood and avoid mummy's cooking (oops)...
 CNY visitation for Ashley... a FIRST!!! Decked in the pink Qi pao that daddy bought from Beijing...
 Looking chinois in pink!
 Belle, gugu Cindy, Ash and Laura...
 Me with Alyssa, sis with Ash...
 The girls are 6 months apart! Can't u tell?
 Mummy Michele feeds Alyssa well... And me? Not enough, considering Ashley's size... :(
 All the crazy visitation left the baby really tired out! Once we got home, she planked onto my pillow immediately. We are very amused...
 So we posed beside her for photos like she's some kinda zoo animal...
 "Look daddy, I'm planking!"
I think due to the fact that we're moving soon, we are trying to make an effort to attend gathering with friends and our schedule's like crazy. Dinner appointments are booked daily. But we are happy coz we really wanna meet people before we leave for the next 3 years...

More visitations to go!!!! Part 2 coming up!

9 days without papa

Daddy went to China for 9 days in early Jan. Thankfully yee yee stayed over a couple of nights to help out!
Me and yee yee.. 
Off to Plaza Sg, while yee yee goes fir her saxophone classes, me and mummy goes shopping.... weeee!!!!
I'm 10 months by now and I've learnt what it means to play peek-a-boo!


When mummy went to check out some stuff for a while, here's what yee yee did to entertain me (or rather herself)....

And when mummy came back in a few mins, yee yee showed her these photos (which got mummy trying to guess what exactly did yee yee give baby to play with):

1) Baby wielding a light sabre!!!
 2) Haiyaakkk!!! *Check out my serious face*
 3) Magic's greatest secret revealed... Weapon = dolphin balloon
We kept laughing looking at the photos. Super hilarious! Thankful for my sis who endured sleeping in my living room for nights with a barking dog in the background... I think Ashley is happy when yee yee goes out with her coz she gets new toys!!! Love love u, yee yee...

And since Randy was away (no government), I took the chance to buy the pair of $159 pumps that I've been eyeing for a long time! I tried asking but he wouldn't let me buy them.. So since he's not around, I decided to incentivise myself with this comfy pair of soles... Heeheehee...

Friday, December 9, 2011

Updates on Ashley - She's 9 months already!

I've been super duper busy!!! Haven't been touching my blog for almost a month!

Ashley has turned 9 months old a few days back! I think she's still quite a tweenie... When strangers see her, they would ask me if she's just turned 6 months.... -_-|||

My cousin's baby, Alyssa has just turned 4 months and all my relatives are talking about how Ash and Alyssa are about the same size... I think Ash takes after my size while Alyssa take after my cousin, who is tall...

Here's Ash looking boyish in a cap....

Girly in the hairclip...

 In her PJs...

 I hope Ashley you see this photo when u grow up! Look what daddy did to u while u were sleeping!!!

 Some photos we took at Zeph's one year old bash... Didn't manage to catch any pics with the bd boy coz he was too popular... :(
 Ethan (s/o Melvin & Wendy) - turning blue!!!
 My current iphone display pic of me and Ash Ash.... Love love...
 In 3 more months she'll be turning one soon, just like Gor gor Zeph... :))

We didn't have much time to plan her 1st month celebration coz we were too busy shifting house at that time... So for her one year old birthday I'm gonna plan well and give her a nice party... That's my latest project for now... So exciting!!!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Pouting octopus!!!

 It's really true that it gets easier and better to take care of the baby as you move along. It's been alot of joy playing with Ashley coz she can respond well now. It's no longer a one-way communication!

There was a period whereby she was into this crunching craze. Right now the latest trend is "pouting". We dunno why, but she just started making pouting faces out of the blue!
 
Hahaha... I think she's hilarious! Let's see what other tricks she has up her sleeves!